Sunday, February 22, 2009

Evil's for me - you can have good!

S'easier by far, from the way that things are,
To remain good 'n' evil
Than try to be evil and good!

Today's Title: Jekyll and Hyde

The main point of this blog is that there is no point to this blog. On the other hand, Taylor sent me a website that generates evil plans for taking over the world. Mine goes thusly:

Congratulations on being the creator of a new

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, confused by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge the internet. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.


Granted I didn't put it on random, when you do that you get some pretty fun stuff.

If you care to try it out go here: http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

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